Blunderbuss Cinema: Kuhlen Uber Alles!
December 31st, 1969
Mix explosions, bulging biceps, heaving bosoms, sex, cardboard characters, quick edits, chase scenes, gunfire, a pounding soundtrack, simple catchphrases, and lots of noise together, shake, and then blast it at the audience. Stun them into submission with sheer spectacle, overwhelm them with sound and fury that ultimately signifies nothing but box office returns. They'll be too shocked to care about meaning, or even notice it's missing. They'll be more worried about their hearing loss.More at Cutting Edge Conformity, where the race to the centre of the herd never ends: http://cuttingedgeconformity.blogspot.ca/2013/06/blunderbuss-cinema-kuhlen-uber-alles.html